One More Oddity
Lady, 19, Missouri. If you don't like me, don't talk to me. That's how life works, isn't it?
kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

(Source: odios)

iamnotover:

hungoverandhard-up:

robynjaja:

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

YES, EVERYONE!! Read this! You’re wonderful!

(Source: dutchster)


wtfmacke:

punchers:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever

"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"

"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"

"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."

basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

(Source: yahooanswerswtf)


asian:

so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said  ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao


shewillbelubed:

stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast


primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”


actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal)


nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit


zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

image

image

is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post


the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.